Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother–she looks like my father.
- Tony Randall
The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
- Robert Benchley
Mothers mold the children’s minds. Some of you have done well. There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around.
- Norm Crosby
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Erma Bombeck
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